An 84 year old man went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. The next time the doctor saw him he asked how he was doing.

“Great,” said the old guy. “I did just what you told me. ‘Get a hot momma and be cheerful.’ ”

“I didn’t say that,” said the doctor. “I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’ “